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Why does Jaden Smith look like he's asking me for change on the beach?
He's always got that confused look on his face that makes me want to punch him.
It's the WiFi forehead wrinkles
EdibleFriend wants to punch people with dementia, confirmed.
I mean...it could be funny? They would be so confused but then forget what happened so, then, you get to do it again.
C A N C E L L E D
You'll never be on air again!
I'll be honest, as a dude who makes a lot of dark jokes, even I was a bit on the fence about that one lol
I don't understand why he's Jaden Smith, but he doesn't seem to understand how he's Jaden Smith.
He wants to sell you fresh coconut water.
You would look like that too if your mother cucked your father with your friend and then told everyone.
Tangentially related, the key and peele sketch about Jaden explains his personality so well I believe it's essentially a true real life adaptation of a conversation he has had.