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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She should've fell asleep on the toilet.

[โ€“] Venator@lemmy.nz 3 points 9 months ago

But then he would've stolen the bed.