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I have 2 cats. They:
*Push the small christmas tree off the stand and/or bat ornaments off it
*Jump up on the kitchen counter
*Dig in the trash
*Run over us at full speed while we are sitting or laying on the couch
*Scratch up said couch despite them having various other objects they are allowed to destroy instead
*Jump off the overhang above the front door and land on the laptop keyboard
*Scratch holes in the screen of any window they have access to
*Attack the air conditioner we had set up in the window until it fell indoors and then proceed to jump out the window on to the roof of our shed
*Attack my legs or stand in my way to stop me from walking somewhere if I dont pet them enough
*Lay sideways on the steps going downstairs at night
*Shit on our beds if we forget to shut the door (one of them does, the other uses the cat box instead of being a savage)