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Oh no the neural implant project backfired, I must now spread the logs throughout the building an leave a distress message in Latin (feddit.de)
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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You forgot to pay your subscription, and wake up blind. Your eyes have been deactivated until you bring your account current.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

There’s already a company doing this with fall protection vests (airbags for cyclists basically). If you stop paying it stops working.

If I was a CEO personally I would not want my company to make a product intended to stop working and increase the risk of serious injury or death if the customer stops the subscription, but I’m not a super smart tech guy so I’m sure it’ll work out fine for them.