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When people turn a popular post into an Oscars Acceptance Speech
ETA: wow thanks for the upvotes!
ETA2: omg my first gold award?? I couldn't have made it without my mom and Jesus through whom all things are possible
This.
ETA: thanks for one upvote!π
ETA2: thanks for two upvotes!ππ
ETA3: woah?! 3?!?!?! thanks for three upvotes!πππ
ETA4: this is more upvotes than I have money in my bank account! thanks for four upvotes!π΅π΅π΅
ETA5: INASANE!!! thanks for five upvotes!πππ
ETA6: Iβve never had more than SIX!!! thanks for six upvotes! π±π±π±π±π±
ETA7: thanks for seven upvotes! I want to thank my mom, my brother, Jesus, Scott, Bill Gates, and my cat!!!π€π€
ETA8: What? Why yβall downvoting me now? Bring it back to seven!π€π€π€
ETA9: Unbelievable. -400 upvotes now. I lost my house, my car, and my job because of this! πππ£πππππ
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I always thought that was a sign it was astroturfed. Like my post? Give Reddit money!
Truck to avoiding that is to never get gold. Took me 10 years to never get gold once. I'm good at what I don't do.
I also hate "happy cake day", and "this". Especially "this". It's a worthless comment that adds nothing more to the discussion than a simple upvote.
This
I had my entire Oscars Acceptance Speech all ready to go in 2018 for nothing. Stupid Frances McDormand.
For a second, I seriously thought the fediverse logo next your username was an award π
Hey, it can be one if you believe it! It's well-deserved commendation for your contribution to the Fediverse.
π this really annoys me on Quora. I never understood why one feels the necessity to do so.
Haha this!!
Hilarious.