Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 46 points 9 months ago

Sweetest thing I've read all day and it's about eating ass

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Never thought I'd read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

genital sex

as opposed to...?

[–] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .

[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 points 9 months ago

Look, you must remember: ear sex isn't real sex.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My washlet and high water pressure says otherwise.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s more the food sanitation standards than any ass cleaning. A bidet won’t get rid of worms living in your intestines, no matter how high you dial the pressure.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 3 points 9 months ago

I don't have worms. Your statement was that nobody's ass is that clean. Mine is clean, pressure washed every day.