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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I bet Steven Segal is mad that a series about toilets has had a bigger cultural impact than any of his movies in the last 10 years.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's fine with it. He's been a plumber for about 85 years

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought he was a chef on a boat

[–] bort@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Just a lowly, lowly cook

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

insert gif of that person teleporting to try and avoid being thrown out a window 13 times