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[–] FiskFisk33@lemmy.one 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?

[–] Magrid@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Insulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation

[–] Atarian@vlemmy.net 6 points 1 year ago

God damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer

[–] mac12m99@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss

[–] minorninth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

At many companies that's not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time.

At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.

[–] hamburglar26@wilbo.tech 3 points 1 year ago

Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.