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NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire (www.theonion.com)
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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think if you douse them in alcohol first it is.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Many homeless are already doused in alcohol especially this time of year. Gotta stay warm even if it's fake warm.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ok ok, so can we use fire now?