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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 92 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

"What is my purpose?"

"You help people get cancer by lighting their cigarettes, cigars, and pipes and occasionally arsonists burning down orphanages."

"Oh my God."

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 97 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

People who light up candles: 😟

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 75 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Birthdays don't exist. That's a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

..you guys don't use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Rechargeable electric lighter, baybee!

Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Really want a big cake now

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone.

I didn’t kill myself.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 10 months ago

Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy

..where are you getting invisible cakes? πŸ€”

Of course you didn't!

Falling out of the window was an accident.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[–] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 10 months ago

Candles are actually bad for your home air and so are open wood fires, despite their romantic image. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jan/09/too-many-smelly-candles-heres-how-scents-impact-the-air-quality-in-your-home

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Do people still light their cigarettes with matches though? I can't remember the last time I've seen anyone even own matches outside of a survival kit lol

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

According to George Bluth matches are superior for lighting cigars (and probably pipes).

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

My grandpa used to keep cheap disposable matchbooks with him to light his pipe, the matches inside were basically paper, and I could never figure out how he lit them because every time I tried they would break or bend.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

My trick is to fold the flap over top the match and lightly squeeze.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It took me a lot of practice back when I used to use them lol a lot of the time I would fold over the back of the matchbook and strike the match between the sides of the cover

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure this is the intended way too

[–] ysjet@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You hold the match with your index and middle finger, pinch the matchhead between your thumb and the striker, pull, and then just pull your thumb back before it actually gets hot.

Leaves you in a perfect position to block and wind with your palm/thumb. Just gotta be quick or you get burnt- or just have tough hands.

Then you just pinch the matchhead with your thumb/ring finger to put it out.

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I know a lot of people who use them to light their fireplaces, since you just kinda prop it in there and leave it, which is unwise to do with a lighter.

[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I used to use em for a bong because it seemed real cool at the time.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Cigarettes probably not, cigars yeah. Apparently the gas from a lighter can ruin the taste of it.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Some liquor stores will give you matches if you ask, for free. It's not terribly common, but it's helpful if you're a smoker and your lighter runs out.

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

I use them for lighting up lamps

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Barbeque pitmasters in shambles

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

On the bright side he can get some relief in knowing he's taking them down with him.