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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)
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[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 35 points 10 months ago

If the soy beans aren't cannibalizing themselves out of desperation it's not authentic enough