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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's why I'm a fruitarian. I only eat fruit once it drops from the tree.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The Supreme Court says you are not allowed to interfere with the seed, or stand in shallow water.

It’s Grow v. Wade.