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Somebodies gotta do it I guess. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 months ago by PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Couldn't they just clean the ship using the transporters and air filtration

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 20 points 10 months ago

Not enough suffering, eh?

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s all the dead skin cells and hair that we shed.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Do a daily transporter sweep for dead organic material all over the ship to purge all those skin cells and hairs and other leftovers of our existing. No more vac

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And then everyone wakes up freshly peeled. It's a win-win!

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago

Just avoid areas with life signs. Person in the room? Delay the transporter sweep for an hour and check again. Or alternatively just don't clear dead skin cells/hair/dust within a 2ft radius of a given life sign, and do maybe 3 sweeps a day.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

And bald. And fingernail-less.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

And then someone forgets to reset the buffer after a difficult transport and then suddenly there's 30 new Tuvixes.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And then it goes into the source matter for the food replicators.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

The circle of life 🥰