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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll (www.theonion.com)

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[–] ad_on_is@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

ok, but do you condemn Hamas?!

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I condemn the Israeli government for slaughtering civilians and committing endless war crimes

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

whoooosh (that's the sound of a hellfire missile being launched in your direction for antisemitic remarks).

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

idf want to know your location

[–] chrishazfun@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why you got to dox me like that man? Cornpop! You’re a bad dude!

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

only if it has garlic in it

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee -1 points 10 months ago

The Israeli government sure doesn't. They know 100% that oppression leads to terrorism. They knew their actions would create Hamas, and they know that giving Palestinians equal rights would end the terrorist cause in an instant. When they say they condemn Hamas, they're lying. They love Hamas.