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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] chrishazfun@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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