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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon wants to start a journal (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Catalogue your nut. How long it took to nut, the amount, the consistency, etc.

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What? This way instead of telling people you're going to jack off in your room, you can say you're conducting experiments in your lab.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gotta check the viscosity somehow...

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Refractometer

[–] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Is that like back shots or what?

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The only difference between experimenting and fucking around is writing it down.

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Missed opportunity to vlog this instead. I’d subscribe, share and comment. I’d ring the bell to get notifications. I’d join the nut squad.