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$299 USD. Oof. That’s hard to justify.

You better stop doing that or I will have to ask you again to please stop doing that —judges, apparently

Second only to a black hole

Hey look, it’s the Dunning-Krueger effect!

I’d like to see you not have problems fucking a tiger, buddy

Oooh lol I thought it was an abbreviation I didn’t know. I just knocked on my head and said, “hello? Is this thing on?” in a comical way so I should be fine now.

What’s SLAMS?

Do you have a video of it in action? I’d love to see that and or a video on how you did this.

The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

740 is great, don’t let those fuckers get you down.

To get a car financed I think above 715 is the best place to be.

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