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[–] moog@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (5 children)

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

[–] DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"

[–] glorious_albus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while

[–] Just_Not_Funny@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now there's a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site