Disembowelment for golfing?!? Like cut your guts and let them hang out of you - for golfing?!?! If they are going to sell the golf course, that's fine but don't cut me!

[–] trucy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you golf you deserve it tbh

[–] GolfBallWhackerGuy@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

...I feel attacked

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Most people feel a bit attacked when disemboweled, I imagine

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not as much as the attack on biodiversity that golf courses create.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Or you, when people tell you that you look like you.

[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Name yourself GolfGuyBallWhacker and join the war on lawns in the side of the environment.

[–] Cosmicomical@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's the first step of the recipe to cook and eat the rich

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Yup. I just ate breakfast but I'm still this kind of hungry.