It's not so much about how pizza delivery drivers get easily fired. It's more about how cops get away with literal murder. If a pizza dude killed somebody who called for them, they wouldn't have a union and PR team fighting for them and showing that the murder victim was maybe kinda asking for it because they ordered pineapple on their pizza. That's a metaphor for a light criminal record, yes.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I propose that pineapple on pizza is the equivalent of personal quantities of pot possession in the legal world. Sure, a lot of people who claim to have never done it sure spend a lot of time talking about how terrible it is on a personal and societal level, but the ones who are actually using it just shrug their shoulders and say "more for me."

[–] cerement 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

blue cheese, pineapple, and pepperoni

[–] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

but the ones who are actually using it just shrug their shoulders and say “more for me.”

Not more for me. And I have tried it. No thank you. You can have my slices.