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[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

New rule, billionaires must maintain a horde of gold and jewels worth at least 100 million at all times. If it gets stolen they have to make a new one. Anyone can try to steal it, but the billionaires can set lethal traps.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I suspect the most evil rich assholes would set up explosive traps on everything shiny, so that as soon as you pull it or whatever, it blows up. To add insult to injury, you'll also have to hear a sermon about how greed is bad and evil.

[–] Kattail_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

ironic, isnt it?

[–] shani66@lemmy.comfysnug.space 1 points 11 months ago

That's way easier, just throw stuff at anything you want to take