Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit? (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by Daft_ish@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I'm going to heaven. This is fair.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

I'm a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I'm going to hell if I don't convert.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins