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[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 228 points 11 months ago (2 children)

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 63 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"it's a big company with lots of games in its store. But that's not important right now."

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Johnny, what do you make outta this?

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

~~Joey~~ Jessica, you like movies about gladiators?

[–] anonymouse@lemmings.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

thisbenzingring, you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait a minute, I know you! You're Kareem Anonymouse Jabbar! You post comments on lemmy!

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

It’s an online storefront that sells video games, but that’s not important right now.