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[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (4 children)

My wife and I have a whole system:

  • one grunt = I love you / thanks
  • two grunts = I want attention and love
  • one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it
  • two short grunts = I want to fuck you
  • three short grunts = I'm hungry and want snacks
[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What happens if you don't hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

ΒΏPor que no los dos?

[–] Blankmann@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Tim? How's Mr. Wilson these days? lol

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Haha this is wholesome! πŸ’—