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It's frankly amazing that these two emotions can be reconciled long enough for anyone to find love.
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this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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My friend and I just share our phone locations with eachother whenever one of us has a date with someone new. It makes everything dead simple. I can check at any time and see that they are not in a dumpster behind the Aldi.
Well, the phone isn't
That's very comforting until it's not.
What if that's where they go to get freaky though?
So I googled cheapest date possible and it suggested that Aldi throw out a lot of good food. So...
based and recyclingpilled
seriously, stores will just throw away perfectly good food. best before dates are made up and a tin of spaghetti-o's is so filled with preservatives that it would probably outlive most of us, and it's not magically tainted by being in a dumpster.
i'm never going to do it myself but props to people who raid dumpsters for perfectly edible stuff.
Must've been a REALLY bad first impression if your phone is showing you home this whole time...
I'm crying. I had to read this aloud to my gf 😂
And then some creep follows you 'cuz whatever app you're using to share the location is crap at handling user data 😬
I got the first victim, and her phone lead to the second. What a deal