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French law upholds cows' right to moo in countryside (www.nst.com.my)

submitted 11 months ago by DerpyPoint@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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PARIS: Urbanites seeking peace and quiet in the bucolic French countryside will have more difficulty in taking farmers to court over crowing roosters, mooing cows and stinking pigs in the future after parliament passed a new law, reported German news agency (dpa).

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[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But only when they moo in the proper french dialect.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Moue

(I tried "meaux" but that's just mo.)

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

French here

It's "Meuuh". Pronounced "m-uh"

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Close enough, Meaux is a city famous for its Brie cheese.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Hon Hon hon may I get ur milk hon hon hon