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submitted 9 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 183 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until they learn about Daemons

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 132 points 9 months ago (4 children)

And killing children.

[–] dylanmorgan 98 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 33 points 9 months ago

The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can't anymore.

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And spawning a zombie process.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

That's actually sacred.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They'd probably be fine with that as long as they're not unborn

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 19 points 9 months ago

And detaching/reattaching git heads.