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Failing proper royal etiquette (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My wife and I have a young Belgian Malinois, and at about a year and a half of age she started flopping down onto the floor in a very loud and obnoxious manner whenever she was frustrated or in a fit of pique. Being very bony, she makes a loud thump.

It wasn’t long after she started this that my wife remarked,

“It sounds like a body hitting the trunk of a car.”

It was all I could do to turn to her and query just how many dead bodies she had to have transported in her car’s trunk to get that intimately familiar with the sound.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Bro, I think your wife has downvoted you

Or maybe somebody else that's thrown a lot of dead bodies in a trunk 😂