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Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car (au.sports.yahoo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by flumph@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whenever I feel bad about myself, an article like this pops up to remind me that despite all my flaws, I’m not the guy throwing faeces in public like some random monkey. Thanks for that.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I’m not the guy throwing faeces>

But you could be.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but I hear the bar exam is a bitch.