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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 146 points 11 months ago (22 children)

OMFG I NEED TO BUY ALL THE TOILETTE PAPER POSTHASTE

[–] Phanlix@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (16 children)

Dude for real. A cheap bidet attachment for your toilet is the way to go.

First off, a bidet is better than toilet paper. I've been using it for years, and it cleans you 100%. I use basically 1 square of TP to dry myself after, and it's always completely clean. If you had a bird shit on your arm would you just wipe it off with paper and call it a day?

I laughed at all my friends who made fun of me for getting one on all my toilets after the great TP shortage of 2021, and a few of them ended up switching over.

For the apocalypse I have a camping toilet with a foot operated bidet. I mean I already use it when car camping, and I have a hand bidet for backpacking.

Solar panels are also in play. I also bought a freeze dryer and have about 5 deers worth of freeze dried jerky, and buy and freeze dry on sale fruit and veggies pretty regularly. I try to maintain around a 1-2 year supply of on hand food. A few steel plates, ar-15 pistol, and enough ammo to hold off the upper floor for quite a while too, but that's another conversation. I'm as ready to go as I can though, let's do this.

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

A cheap bidet attachment is only good in areas with warm water. The tap water here is ice cold in winter.

[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I still blast icy cold water in the winter. My butthole isn't picky

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Adds another dimension to your username for sure

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

LMFAO fantastic

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