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10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code (lemmy.world)
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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Bill never revisits his code.

Bill is ~~a contractor~~ smart.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

NGL that is one of the best parts about being a contractor.

So many hackjobs. Sorry maintainers.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

We all envy you more than we hate you

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

A technical debt escapist.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Bill changes jobs every two years to outrun the crushing weight of institutional responsibility.