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[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?

[–] SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

[–] JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! NEXT! soupnazi

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Lol that's exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

[–] SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Sure, but that's a melt, not a grilled cheese

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Because tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they're in, without exception.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 11 months ago

Don't make me tap the sign again.

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Except for grilled cheese

[–] weevai@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

Lies! #tomatohate

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Let's keep it calm here, ok?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What about butter or mayo?

It's not just important, it's necessary.

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I'd heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

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