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Help: I'm dealing with hundreds of ripe plums (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by tymon@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Last fall I moved into an apartment with a plum tree in the front yard. I don't know anything about plants or trees or fruit, and now that summer is here there are hundreds of plums dangling off this tree. They're attracting millions of ants, as well as raccoons, possums, rats, and a few bold humans who I've caught plucking from the tree.

I guess I like plums? But there's around a week left until they all fall to the ground and become a horrifying slurry, and I'd rather avoid that.

Any suggestions?

TLDR: Have plum tree, it's bursting with plums, no idea what to do in order to avoid ant apocalypse

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[–] Jfqs6m@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If avoiding the ant-ageddon is your main goal, pick them and give them away. Free plums sign like others have said? Idk if I'd expect someone to pick them though, I'd pick them and bag them myself.

If it's like what do you DO with a million plums after they're picked, I'm plum out of ideas besides give them away. The jam and wine suggestions sounds interesting. Plum pudding mayhaps?

[–] tymon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I probably should have planned for this weeks ago. Things are gonna get sticky

[–] lunarshot@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

I’m sorry but this response is cracking me up.