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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is some poe's law shit. I can't tell if you're serious or just committing to the bit.

[–] Deifyed@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry about the confusion. It's not sarcasm. I'm just sick and tired of people blocking my PR because of an argument about wether the function should be called X or Y or Z or D

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Ah. Yeah those kind of nitpicks are annoying. We try to specify when comments are blocking or non blocking on reviews.

But I definitely block a lot of reviews over no tests, bad tests, no error handling, failed linting. And the occasional "this doesn't do what the ticket asked for"