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Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don't go into a fruit salad.
Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad
Strength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.
What if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?
Then it's ketchup
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