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Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by memfree@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You missed Hamas

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As did Isreal!

(edit)
Jokes aside, it also took me forever, and I went through the exact same list of who might be offended. Who reads "Ham-mas" on a christmas bag and even when saying it out loud associates it with Hamas? I mean it's not like anybody still associates Christmas with Christ, so who cares what the first part is. Give me Crisp-mas with lots of crackers!

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's actually the Jews who asked to pull it out because it sounds like Hamas

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They call Hamas “Ham” to save time.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And because they all secretly love pork even though it's haram.

[–] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean who doesn't like pork? If I had to pick one type of meat and that's all I'm allowed to eat for the rest of my life I'd choose pork

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Unpopular opinion: Pork over beef. Anyday.