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I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had. It came when I tried to classify your species, and I realized you’re not actually mammals.
Every mammal instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. Then the only way you can survive is to spread to a new area.
There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern: a virus. You humans are a disease — a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.
I put forth that humans coalesing en-masse in cities are like bacteria festering in an open wound.