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I would immediately pay off all of my debts in my online banking/credit cards/student loan/utility accounts, send my Landlord my rent early via Zelle, login to my parent's mortgage and credit card accounts and pay them all off, pay off all of my wife's student loans and credit cards and business loans via her online accounts, and spend the rest on ebay gift cards.
It's cash though, how do you pay all those things off with cash in only 1 hour? If you walk into a bank with 1 million cash and ask to deposit it, that might set off some red flags.
Damn. I read "cash" as "liquid assets." and not necessarily, like, physical benjamins.
I guess I'd hustle over to the midtown and buy every single Rolex and Omega I could get my hands on at Watches of Switzerland, Bucherer, and Wempe. Probably would hit the half-million mark real fast and would then re-sell them at leisure
Even better than the "Refund later" idea, since some of those watches have a higher value on the grey market.
Waitlist be damned, if a customer walks in with 1MM in cash I'll sell him everything I can. Think of the sales guy's commission, that's nothing to sneeze at either (and won't disappear later).