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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] AbyssalChord@feddit.de 28 points 1 year ago (10 children)

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[โ€“] MapleSoda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

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[โ€“] CassowaryTom@vlemmy.net 3 points 1 year ago

Alright, what the hell? I also was here.

[โ€“] takeonme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was here too

[โ€“] fatboy93@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I was there and I saw what you did, Saw it my own two eyes

[โ€“] llamatador@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

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[โ€“] Onurb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

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