this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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Granted, but the wallet also has a secure notes function, and in those notes are links and passwords to cloud storage containing the most evil stuff you can imagine. You could do a LOT of good by reporting it, but you can't exactly explain how you got it in the first place. The authorities will surely believe it's yours.
Darn this one is good. I'd have to spend the money trying to find a way to fix those things and it still won't feel like enough