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James Bond: Singlepussy.
James settles down and gets monogamous.
I did it for King and Cuntry
Screenplay - "Goldfinger" (1964)
---- SCENE
James Bond lies strapped to a table and looks on with increasing anxiety at the laser beam between his legs as it moves slowly towards him.
Bond: "Do you exshpect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: Scoffs "No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to ask Moneypenny out. She's really into you!"
Bond: Relieved "Sure, I could do that."
Goldfinger shuts off the laser.
Goldfinger: "Good."
---- END SCENE
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