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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by jballs@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not entirely true. There was that guy in Colorado who drew his weapon, and took out an active shooter. Then the police rolled in, mistook him for the threat, and promptly killed him. Yay, armed society! /s

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