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Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough (www.theregister.com)
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[–] squirrelwithnut@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn't about Apple Jacks, the cereal.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also I didn't know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

No one ever pays me in juice 🥺

[–] rsuri@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?

[–] stown@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn't realize it wasn't about cereal until this morning.