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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Damage@feddit.it 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, did it happen again?

[–] thesprongler@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last night, Lewiston ME.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

old news, there's been another in Samson County, NC today.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The US media should save time and report on days when mass shootings don't happen.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, yesterday unfortunately.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

Shit... Sorry guys, don't know what to say..