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[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Warm Diet Coke, hereby further referred to as WDC, stands on a platform of utmost safety within the meat processing industry.

This includes the child labor, who will be given more training on safety, better equipment, and reduced hours from 48 to a mere 36! The current expectations are that such reforms would lead to a 15% decrease in child slave fatalities and further lower meat contamination.

WDC will push for even further reforms towards the betterment of treatment for child labor, such as mandatory weekly feeding days, and an overall decrease in beatings!

[โ€“] Tronn4@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I read this reply in Mayor Quimbys voice ๐Ÿ˜