At uni a friend of mine wrote a book review of the bible that began, "Not since Naked Lunch has such a dull book been saved by the constant barrage of sadomasochistic homosexual pornography."

[–] Dee@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I might be interested in reading the rest of that review if it's available to read online. That's a great opener lol

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago

Alas it was pasted onto a sheet of paper and photocopied over 20 years ago now and I doubt it was saved. I don't remember anything else about the article, but I presume it was very undergraduate. That line was a killer though.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

sadomasochistic homosexual pornography

You had my interest, but now you have my attention

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago

Saul when David rolls up with a bag of 200 foreskins: 😍