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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] MinFapper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Should be available at most grocery stores

[–] specks@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, after a few days on a Soylent diet, should enter reduced pooping mode. Since people only poop every few days I believe.

And for the record, you don't have to drink a while bottle for a meal. Can nurse a single bottle throughout the day.

[–] PastaTrees@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I can't tell if it's made from people or not

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had GI issues that forced me to live off protein shakes like soylent for months. You still poop, but it turns into more of a Nutella spread.

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Why would you compare it with Nutella! I'll forever remember @Ghostalmedia poop when I eat Nutella.