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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

1 word: pancakes. Nature's cork.

[–] unomas@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pancakes. Nature’s cork.

Nobody's ever said that before.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You obviously haven't rolled a pancake up into a cylinder and give it the tappy tap up the ol' poop chute eh? You're missing out.

[–] homesnatch@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Intense scribbling.. With or without the maple syrup?

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Without, do you want ants? That is how you get ants.

[–] assclapcalamity@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

okeydokey for the weirdo who doesn't shit from eating flour, eggs and milk. maybe you should drink more water?