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[โ€“] Uvine_Umbra@partizle.com -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Why would we be negotiating for that??? There is no point in range anymore.

Instead, we'll be negotiating for shipping rights to grade B Chinese ghost city apartments & skyscrapers to bring to the USA on the cheap!!!

They have a lessened property crisis, we have more housing for cheap that wasn't built by our evil & corrupt government lol, everyone wins!!!

Likely though we'd just end up negotiating the removal of nuclear weapons over a final arrangement for Taiwan's independence or some variation of subservience (think China's 9 points plan 1981 but with more brexit North Ireland vibes), fentanyl precursors to Mexico, and a potential final arrangement for the Korean peninsula's path to unification, boo

Dude that boo was too spooky