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Hey, I'm 30% Star Trek references!

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[–] BaronVonBort@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Futurama is 30% Star Trek references, 50% real overcomplicated maths and language jokes, and 20% msg.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget 40% titanium! Clunk Clunk

[–] teft@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And 10% Dick. Arrrroooooooo!!

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The list of Bender's claimed composition adds up to over 100%, so he can be a dubious source (episode codes in brackets):

40% Zinc (1ACV13).

40% Titanium (2ACV03).

30% Iron (3ACV22), presumably mixed with osmium, (3ACV17).

40% Dolomite (4ACV07).

40% Lead (video game).

40% empty (s07e09)

40% back (s7e21 Assie come back)

0.04% Nickel impurity - (3ACV17 - A Pharaoh to Remember)

There was also a claim that he was 40% chromium (not made by Bender but by someone else - 6ACV03). In addition to those, he's also claimed to be 40% horseshoes (ITWGY), 40% Wire (7ACV03) and 40% scrap metal (6ACV23), either of which could be any of the above metals or something else.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bender? Unreliable? Shut your mouth!

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That could still be true if he's made of an alloy

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

99.95% Benderium

0.04% Nickel Impurity

0.01% Dimondillium

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diamondillium? Diamondium is far better!

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

MomCorp is known to cut corners 😔

[–] FrederikNJS@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm perfectly satisfied with the theory that bender simply is 430.04% or more in total.

[–] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Yep, running into that 100% limit is why scientists increased the percentage limit. They did it right after they increased the speed of light.

And just some ordinary water.

"Yes, ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD."